Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. When I was young, I was obsessed with the difference between a sine and a cosine. (29 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/29/2021
2. Water is heavier than butane (28 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/28/2021
3. I broke a finger today. (27 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/27/2021
4. I just found out that the guy who stole my diary died yesterday. (26 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/26/2021
5. Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight (25 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/25/2021
6. What do you call a hippie’s wife? (24 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/24/2021
7. What happens when frogs park illegally? (23 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/23/2021
8. There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! (22 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/22/2021
9. What do you call a dog without legs? (21 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/21/2021
10. I invented a new word today... (20 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/20/2021
11. I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat? (19 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/19/2021
12. What's the highest rank in the popcorn army? (18 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/18/2021
13. I asked my wife to rate my listening skills and she said, “You’re an 8 on a scale of 10.” (17 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/17/2021
14. What is the smelliest kind of ox? (16 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/16/2021
15. My 6 year old told me this one today. Why do dogs carry bones in their mouths? (15 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/15/2021
16. What do you call a magician who loses his magic? (13 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/13/2021
17. What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them? (12 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/12/2021
18. My deaf girlfriend just told me, “We need to talk.” (11 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/11/2021
19. I went to a job interview today and the interviewer asked me what is your greatest weakness?. I said I am too honest (10 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/10/2021
20. What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs? (09 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/9/2021