Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. A man rushed into a Doctor's surgery, shouting ' help me please, I'm shrinking ' The Doctor calmly said ' now settle down a bit '.. (17 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/17/2021
2. I was going through the checkout when my card didn't work. The cashier said that I should try the card again. (16 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/16/2021
3. I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese.... (15 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/15/2021
4. I got fired today because a customer wanted to buy a bagel with cream cheese.... (14 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/14/2021
5. I broke my finger last week. (14 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/14/2021
6. My socially anxious friend just got a PhD in palindrome studies. (13 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/13/2021
7. Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night. (12 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/12/2021
8. I ended things with my communist girlfriend. (11 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/11/2021
9. The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street. (10 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/10/2021
10. I saw a 1000 year old oil stain (09 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/9/2021
11. Why don't dinosaurs make good pets? (08 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/8/2021
12. What did the Doctor say to the constipated detective? (07 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/7/2021
13. What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind? (06 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/6/2021
14. I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting. (05 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/5/2021
15. What do you call a retired miner? (04 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/4/2021
16. What do you call a group of deaf people? (03 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/3/2021
17. My wife asked if our kids were spoiled. (02 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/2/2021
18. What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office? (01 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/1/2021
19. Where do you learn how to make ice cream? (31 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/31/2021
20. No more Suez Canal jokes! (30 Mar 2021)

    Published: 3/30/2021