Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? (07 May 2021)

   Published: 5/7/2021
2. Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost! (06 May 2021)

   Published: 5/6/2021
3. My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards. (05 May 2021)

   Published: 5/5/2021
4. To the person who stole my MS Office License. (04 May 2021)

   Published: 5/4/2021
5. Did you hear about this new restaurant called Karma? (03 May 2021)

   Published: 5/3/2021
6. I am reading a horror novel in Braille. (02 May 2021)

   Published: 5/2/2021
7. My dad used to hit me with cameras (01 May 2021)

   Published: 5/1/2021
8. I saw a pack of gummy worms that said “No artificial flavor.” (30 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/30/2021
9. What did the skeleton order with his beer? (29 Apr 2021)

   Published: 4/29/2021
10. Why did I stop and take a shot of vodka when I was running late to work? (28 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/28/2021
11. What does James Bond do before he goes to bed? (27 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/27/2021
12. How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper? (26 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/26/2021
13. Delighted to say I've finally got a new job installing mirrors! (25 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/25/2021
14. Giraffes can never apologize to each other. (24 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/24/2021
15. Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’? (23 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/23/2021
16. After being single for years, my best friend said, Can I set you up? (22 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/22/2021
17. It FINALLY happened. (21 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/21/2021
18. There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't? (20 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/20/2021
19. A friend of mine is quite well known for sweeping girls off their feet. (19 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/19/2021
20. I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus (18 Apr 2021)

    Published: 4/18/2021