Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. I bought a wig for only 25 cents! (27 May 2021)

   Published: 5/27/2021
2. I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81. (26 May 2021)

   Published: 5/26/2021
3. When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible. (25 May 2021)

   Published: 5/25/2021
4. Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same (24 May 2021)

   Published: 5/24/2021
5. Why are mathematicians never constipated? (23 May 2021)

   Published: 5/23/2021
6. What insect has high cholesterol (22 May 2021)

   Published: 5/22/2021
7. I was in the bar last night when the waitress yells Does anyone know CPR? (21 May 2021)

   Published: 5/21/2021
8. I have finished childproofing my home but I didn't do a good job. (20 May 2021)

   Published: 5/20/2021
9. I asked my wife if I am the only one she has ever been with. (19 May 2021)

   Published: 5/19/2021
10. A man walks in to a bar with a piece of asphalt (18 May 2021)

    Published: 5/18/2021
11. What is the fastest growing city in the world? (17 May 2021)

    Published: 5/17/2021
12. For my birthday my brother bought me an elephant for my room. (16 May 2021)

    Published: 5/16/2021
13. I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. (15 May 2021)

    Published: 5/15/2021
14. What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys? (14 May 2021)

    Published: 5/14/2021
15. Why are fish so easy to weigh (13 May 2021)

    Published: 5/13/2021
16. I'm a social vegan... (12 May 2021)

    Published: 5/12/2021
17. My mom thanked me for coming to visit for Mother’s Day. (11 May 2021)

    Published: 5/11/2021
18. My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.” (10 May 2021)

    Published: 5/10/2021
19. In surgery my doctor said, So what do we have here? I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places. (09 May 2021)

    Published: 5/9/2021
20. I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work. (08 May 2021)

    Published: 5/8/2021