Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. I got fired from Subway yesterday for accidentally giving a customer the incorrect sandwich (16 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/16/2021
2. Gave my blind friend a cheese grater... (15 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/15/2021
3. Two limbo players walk into a bar (14 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/14/2021
4. What do you call a Mexican that lost his car? (13 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/13/2021
5. New father here. (12 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/12/2021
6. My neighbour told me he was scared to plant an apple tree. (11 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/11/2021
7. How do you measure a red hot chilli pepper? (10 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/10/2021
8. Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? (09 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/9/2021
9. What’s the difference between a sharply dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? (08 Jun 2021)

   Published: 6/8/2021
10. I rescued a dog that once belonged to a blacksmith. (07 Jun 2021)

    Published: 6/7/2021
11. I’m making a new documentary series on how to fly an airplane (06 Jun 2021)

    Published: 6/6/2021
12. It just occurred to me that the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is … (05 Jun 2021)

    Published: 6/5/2021
13. My wife kicked me out the house because of my bad Schwarzenegger impressions. But don’t worry... (04 Jun 2021)

    Published: 6/4/2021
14. My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape (03 Jun 2021)

    Published: 6/3/2021
15. Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos (02 Jun 2021)

    Published: 6/2/2021
16. Tequila might not be the answer (01 Jun 2021)

    Published: 6/1/2021
17. Jesus walks into a hotel (31 May 2021)

    Published: 5/31/2021
18. I just had a near sex experience. (30 May 2021)

    Published: 5/30/2021
19. My wife and I were really happy for 20 years ... (29 May 2021)

    Published: 5/29/2021
20. I tried donating blood today... NEVER AGAIN!!! Too many questions. (28 May 2021)

    Published: 5/28/2021