Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian... (08 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/8/2021
2. My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it. (07 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/7/2021
3. My therapist just told me I have extreme difficulty in picking up social cues. (06 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/6/2021
4. What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? (05 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/5/2021
5. What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas? (04 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/4/2021
6. A bartender broke up with her boyfriend (03 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/3/2021
7. You can't plant flowers (02 Mar 2021)

   Published: 3/2/2021
8. I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids. (28 Feb 2021)

   Published: 2/28/2021
9. I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee. (26 Feb 2021)

   Published: 2/26/2021
10. Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication (25 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/25/2021
11. What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike? (23 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/23/2021
12. Adjective for metal is metallic (22 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/22/2021
13. My wife got really mad when I told her she had no sense of direction (21 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/21/2021
14. I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were available. (20 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/20/2021
15. I want to tell a vaccine joke (19 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/19/2021
16. It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why? (18 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/18/2021
17. Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door? (17 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/17/2021
18. Someone told my girlfriend her beauty was average. (16 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/16/2021
19. I confronted a mime today. (15 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/15/2021
20. My daughter told me Jim Morrison is overrated. (14 Feb 2021)

    Published: 2/14/2021