403 Episodes

  1. 23: Ep. 23: Exorcist III: “The Tale of Detective Burns”

    Published: 1/16/2019
  2. 22: Ep. 22 CAM: “The Tale of Fancy Girls Live in the DVD Store”

    Published: 1/9/2019
  3. 21: Ep. 21 The Orphanage: “The Tale of Double Dings and Wooden Toys”

    Published: 1/2/2019
  4. 20: Ep. 20 Black Christmas (2006): “The Tale of Baltimore County Mansion Brothels”

    Published: 12/26/2018
  5. 19: Ep. 19 Krampus: “The Tale of National Lampoon’s Christmas Bullm’n”

    Published: 12/19/2018
  6. 18: Ep. 18 The Babysitter: “The Tale of Intergalactic Cheerleaders in the Carport”

    Published: 12/12/2018
  7. 17: Ep. 17 Happy Death Day: “The Tale of Having Been There”

    Published: 12/5/2018
  8. 16: Ep. 16 The Wicker Man: “The Tale of Icolas Age”

    Published: 11/28/2018
  9. 15: Ep. 15 Halloween 2018: “The Tale of Trespantsing on The Queen”

    Published: 11/21/2018
  10. 14: Ep. 14 Train to Busan: “The Tale of Baby’s 1st Zombie Apocalypse”

    Published: 11/14/2018
  11. 13: Ep. 13 The Purge: Election Year: “The Tale of YOU BETTER HAVE EFFING VOTED”

    Published: 11/7/2018
  12. 12: Ep. 12 Trick ‘r Treat: “The Tale of Burpsmap and Princess Wilkens”

    Published: 10/31/2018
  13. 11: Ep. 11 Suspiria: “The Tale of the Velvet Walls”

    Published: 10/24/2018
  14. 10: Ep. 10 Halloween: “The Tale of Blue Oyster Tacos

    Published: 10/17/2018
  15. 9: Ep. 9: Ginger Snaps: “The Tale of Helicopter Ketryn”

    Published: 10/10/2018
  16. 8: Ep. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob”

    Published: 10/3/2018
  17. 7: Ep. 7: Deliverance: “The Tale of Burt Reynolds’ Arms”

    Published: 9/26/2018
  18. 6: Ep. 6: The Open House: “The Tale of Horror from 2-5 on a Sunday”

    Published: 9/19/2018
  19. 5: Ep. 5: The Skeleton Key: “The Tale of How you do the Hoodoo that you do”

    Published: 8/26/2018
  20. 4: Ep. 4: I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House: “The Tale of the Hanging Chair”

    Published: 8/26/2018

20 / 21

A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!