403 Episodes

  1. Ep. 41: House of Wax (1953): “The Tale of Happy Corporeal Birthday, Sir Vincent Price!”

    Published: 5/22/2019
  2. Morbid Mini-Monday 02: "Brightburn"

    Published: 5/20/2019
  3. Ep. 40: Summer of ‘84: “The Tale of Peek-a-Boobs”

    Published: 5/15/2019
  4. Morbid Mini-Monday 01: "It: Chapter Two"

    Published: 5/13/2019
  5. 39: Ep. 39: Us: “The Tale of The Fitted Burpsmap”

    Published: 5/8/2019
  6. 38: Ep. 38: REC: “The Tale of -- Yo! I’m Reportin’ Here!”

    Published: 5/1/2019
  7. 37: Ep. 37: Let The Right One In: “The Tale of Big Milk”

    Published: 4/24/2019
  8. 36: Ep. 36: Terrifier: “The Tale of the Warehouse of Requirement”

    Published: 4/17/2019
  9. 35: Ep. 35: The Forest: “The Tale of There Ain’t No S’mores in this Forest, Bitch”

    Published: 4/10/2019
  10. 34: Ep. 34: April Fool’s Day: “The Tale of Muffy, Buffy, and Mary O’Reilly O’Shea O’Nikki”

    Published: 4/3/2019
  11. 33: Ep. 33: The Witch in the Window: “The Tale of Early 90’s Ghosts in Hammer Pants”

    Published: 3/27/2019
  12. 32: Ep. 32: Mandy: “The Tale of Your Formal Invitation to Kim & Ket’s Plaster of Plaris Craft Night”

    Published: 3/20/2019
  13. 31: Ep. 31: Leprechaun 2: “The Tale of Marrying for Leppy Gold”

    Published: 3/13/2019
  14. 30: Ep. 30: Revenge: “The Tale of Killin’ Scrotes”

    Published: 3/6/2019
  15. 29: Ep. 29: Honeymoon: “The Tale of Pirate Porn and HoneyKim”

    Published: 2/27/2019
  16. 28: Ep. 28: Angel Heart: “The Tale of Dick Porter and the Wife Respecters”

    Published: 2/20/2019
  17. 27: Ep. 27: My Bloody Valentine: “The Tale of FOMO at BoneCon”

    Published: 2/13/2019
  18. 26: Ep. 26: Hellraiser: “The Sexy Tale of Goop Body and British Shoulder Pads”

    Published: 2/6/2019
  19. 25: Ep. 25: Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet”

    Published: 1/30/2019
  20. 24: Ep. 24: 47 Meters Down: “The Tale of MAJOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Under The Sea”

    Published: 1/23/2019

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A Horror Movie/Comedy Podcast... with a twist! What do you get when two best friends, and horror movie fans, convince themselves that they would definitely be the Final Girls at the end of the movie and never the ones “running up the stairs when they should be going out the front door?" You get Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe (KKSAM for short). Each week, Kim Burns and Ketryn Porter take turns spoiling the fuck out of a horror movie one of them hasn't seen. Through very scientific (not scientific), totally indisputable (very disputable) methods — and amidst ridiculous tangents about their personal lives, childhood fears and wild college days — they play a game to determine whether they would #StayAlive at the end. Come play with us!