Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her. (22 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/22/2022
2. I've lost a lot of weight just by wearing bread on my head. (21 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/21/2022
3. Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (20 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/20/2022
4. Why do Soviets always write in lower-case? (20 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/20/2022
5. My girlfriend broke up with me… so I stole her wheelchair! (19 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/19/2022
6. My son accidentally glued his autobiography to himself (18 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/18/2022
7. Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams and Bruno Mars all walked into the same bar. (17 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/17/2022
8. When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey (16 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/16/2022
9. Why did 50 cent play at half time? (15 Feb 2022)

   Published: 2/15/2022
10. What do computers eat? (14 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/14/2022
11. Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (13 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/13/2022
12. I have decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. (13 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/13/2022
13. My favourite childhood memory is building sand castles with my grandfather (12 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/12/2022
14. Why are vegetarians happier? (11 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/11/2022
15. I kept wondering why the ball was getting bigger. (10 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/10/2022
16. While in labor my wife yelled, Can't, won't, shouldn't, isn't! (09 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/9/2022
17. My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him. (08 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/8/2022
18. What’s a Karen’s favourite drink? (07 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/7/2022
19. Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (06 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/6/2022
20. My daughter said she needed adult supervision (06 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/6/2022