Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. My son asked me, “Dad, can we watch Spider Man—Far from Home tonight?” | + 10 more jokes | 14 Mar 2022

   Published: 3/14/2022
2. My son started dating a goalie for a women's soccer team and asked me what I thought of her. | + 12 more jokes | 13 Mar 2022

   Published: 3/13/2022
3. Food prices are getting out of control. Half a lettuce for $9 | + 10 more jokes | 12 Mar 2022

   Published: 3/12/2022
4. Falling in love makes you do stupid things. (11 Mar 2022)

   Published: 3/11/2022
5. My wife left me because of my gambling addiction (10 Mar 2022)

   Published: 3/10/2022
6. I have a pet newt. His name is Tiny. Know why he’s named Tiny? (09 Mar 2022)

   Published: 3/9/2022
7. Some of my friends make The Offspring puns, some of them violently hate them (08 Mar 2022)

   Published: 3/8/2022
8. Astronaut found out he won the lottery while he was in space (07 Mar 2022)

   Published: 3/7/2022
9. A judge asked a wife why she stabbed her husband 75 times. (06 Mar 2022)

   Published: 3/6/2022
10. What is a Russian oligarch’s least favorite dice game? (05 Mar 2022)

    Published: 3/5/2022
11. My caller id said private caller, so I ignored it. (04 Mar 2022)

    Published: 3/4/2022
12. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. (03 Mar 2022)

    Published: 3/3/2022
13. Jokes about communism are not funny. (02 Mar 2022)

    Published: 3/2/2022
14. Yesterday one of my best friends told me that I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space. (01 Mar 2022)

    Published: 3/1/2022
15. I went for an interview for a job today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who’s responsible. ” (28 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/28/2022
16. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? (27 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/27/2022
17. My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. (26 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/26/2022
18. I ate an entire feather pillow last week (25 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/25/2022
19. Three Conspiracy Theorists Walk Into a Bar (24 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/24/2022
20. My dad gets high all the time (23 Feb 2022)

    Published: 2/23/2022