Daily Dad Jokes

2399 Episodes

1. When ordered pizza they asked if if I wanted it cut into 4 or 8 slices. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 10/24/2024
2. I consider myself the world’s most unlucky accountant. I’ve been fired from Pepperidge Farms, let go at Nabisco, and most recently got canned by the Keebler Elves. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 10/23/2024
3. A dragon would never explode. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 10/22/2024
4. Your Weekly Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! [Volume 7]

   Published: 10/22/2024
5. There's a key for everything, even a key to open bananas. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 10/21/2024
6. National Apple Day! In-cider Dad Jokes! 21 October 2024

   Published: 10/21/2024
7. What advice does bus conductor give to you? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 10/20/2024
8. Why do white girls hang out it odd numbers? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 10/20/2024
9. Why did the computer get fat? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

   Published: 10/18/2024
10. I was sitting here eating lunch when I realized that cottage cheese is not actually a cheese. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 10/17/2024
11. National Pasta Day! Dad Jokes Al Dente style! 17 October 2024

    Published: 10/17/2024
12. Where does Luke Skywalker love to shop? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 10/16/2024
13. Global Cat Day! Cat-as-trophic Dad Jokes! 16 October 2024

    Published: 10/16/2024
14. did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 10/15/2024
15. What famous guitarist loved to throw fruit at his audience? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 10/14/2024
16. Your Weekly Extra Long Super Terrific Episode! [Volume 6]

    Published: 10/14/2024
17. I read in the newspaper that a pop star threw a piece of cutlery at an actress. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 10/13/2024
18. My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 10/12/2024
19. Teslas don’t have “New Car” smell… (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 10/11/2024
20. Why did no one give Donald Duck the time of the day even when he explained that he has triplets to raise? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

    Published: 10/10/2024