Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. What does a house wear ? (23 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/23/2021
2. I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? (22 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/22/2021
3. Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5? (21 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/21/2021
4. Why did Hitler wear eye glasses? (20 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/20/2021
5. I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop. (19 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/19/2021
6. I once met a girl with 12 breasts. It sounds strange... (18 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/18/2021
7. Why did the Cows return to the marijuana field? (17 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/17/2021
8. My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture. (16 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/16/2021
9. When I was a kid I thought we’d all grow up to work with horses (15 Jan 2021)

   Published: 1/15/2021
10. My wife asked me to put ketchup in the shopping list (14 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/14/2021
11. What do you call James Bond taking a bath? (13 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/13/2021
12. What did the drummer name his twin daughters? (12 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/12/2021
13. My wife left me because I'm insecure. (11 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/11/2021
14. I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals. (10 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/10/2021
15. What do you call a hippies wife? (09 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/9/2021
16. Momma always told me you are what you eat! So I started eating mushrooms every day. (08 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/8/2021
17. I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. (07 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/7/2021
18. I decided to sell my vacuum... (05 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/5/2021
19. As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself... (04 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/4/2021
20. My vaccine dad joke failed (03 Jan 2021)

    Published: 1/3/2021