Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. A homeless guy asked me for some money today. (26 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/26/2021
2. My teenage daughter was just complaining about her period. (25 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/25/2021
3. Why can't pirates finish the alphabet? (24 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/24/2021
4. My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night. (23 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/23/2021
5. I got arrested for stealing a whole set of encyclopedias. (22 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/22/2021
6. Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy see a tree that's draped in bacon. A bacon tree! We're saved! He says. He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets. (21 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/21/2021
7. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. (20 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/20/2021
8. Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. (19 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/19/2021
9. Set your password to 2444666668888888 (18 Jul 2021)

   Published: 7/18/2021
10. I had a dog named 5 miles so I could tell people I walked 5 miles. (17 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/17/2021
11. What did the drummer name his twin daughters? (16 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/16/2021
12. Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? (15 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/15/2021
13. Do you remember when air for your tires was free at gas stations and now it's a $1. Do you know why? (14 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/14/2021
14. You know what 50 cent did when he got hungry? (13 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/13/2021
15. Caught my son chewing on electrical wires.... (12 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/12/2021
16. Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? (11 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/11/2021
17. Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? (10 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/10/2021
18. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. (09 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/9/2021
19. My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table... (08 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/8/2021
20. Argon enters a bar, the bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here.” (07 Jul 2021)

    Published: 7/7/2021