Daily Dad Jokes

2486 Episodes

1. What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk. (02 Jan 2022)

   Published: 1/2/2022
2. My friend is so paranoid that he started wearing a tinfoil hat. (01 Jan 2022)

   Published: 1/1/2022
3. Top 10 Dad Jokes for December 2021

   Published: 12/31/2021
4. My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days (31 Dec 2021)

   Published: 12/31/2021
5. I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles… (30 Dec 2021)

   Published: 12/30/2021
6. My wife interrupted me while I was singing Somebody that I used to know. She said I'm too addicted to the song. (29 Dec 2021)

   Published: 12/29/2021
7. I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help, (28 Dec 2021)

   Published: 12/28/2021
8. Ladies, can you please stop asking Santa for the perfect man (27 Dec 2021)

   Published: 12/27/2021
9. Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (26 Dec 2021)

   Published: 12/26/2021
10. Unfortunately, my wife and I let astrology get between us (26 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/26/2021
11. I just can’t believe this, robbers broke into my house, but all they took was my limbo stick. (25 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/25/2021
12. My wife has accused me of stealing her thesaurus… (24 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/24/2021
13. When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does. ” (23 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/23/2021
14. My deaf wife kept talking in her sleep last night. (22 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/22/2021
15. On the way to work today I was attacked by six dwarves. (21 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/21/2021
16. We should have been able to predict the fall of the Soviet Union a lot sooner. (20 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/20/2021
17. Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week (19 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/19/2021
18. What did the Japanese cannibal eat for dinner? (19 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/19/2021
19. I like my coffee how I like my slaves (18 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/18/2021
20. What did the hat say to the scarf? (17 Dec 2021)

    Published: 12/17/2021